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10+ Funny Number Plates You Can Actually Buy in the UK

10+ Funny Number Plates You Can Actually Buy in the UK

A funny or rude number plate is an attention grabbing statement for your vehicle. You can turn heads, show off your personality, or put a smile on someone’s face. 

Humour is subjective and, naturally, some people may think these plates are in poor taste. If you don’t like rude words, read on with caution!

Often, these combinations happen by accident, and pass by the DVLA without getting banned. 

All the number plates in this list are real, genuine and available to buy from Absolute Reg. Read on to discover our favourites…

 

Why Choose a Funny Number Plate?

Funny number plates can add a touch of humour to your car while also being a great conversation starter. Here are a few reasons why people love them:

  • Express Your Personality: If you're a fan of jokes, wordplay, or lighthearted humour, a personalised plate is a great way to show it.

  • Make Your Car Memorable: A funny number plate makes your car easier to recognise and remember.

  • A Great Gift Idea: Surprise a friend or family member with a number plate that matches their sense of humour.

  • Potential Investment: Some unique funny number plates can become valuable over time.

 

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How to Find the Perfect Funny Number Plate

If you're looking for a funny number plate that suits your style, consider these tips:

  • Think About Wordplay: Many funny plates use phonetics, abbreviations, or creative letter and number combinations to spell out words or phrases.

  • Use Your Initials or Nickname: Customising a plate with your initials and a funny word makes it more personal.

  • Look for Trending Words: Pop culture references, memes, and internet slang can inspire creative number plate ideas.

  • Check Availability Regularly: Funny number plates are in high demand, so keep checking Absolute Reg for the latest available plates.

 

Which number plates are banned by the DVLA?

Every year, new number plates get banned by the DVLA. That’s because, as new plates get released in March and September, they create new offensive combinations. 

For example, in 2023, the prefix AN73 was banned because it could read as ‘ANTI’ or ‘ANY’. Equally, HA73 can be read as ‘HATES’. More shocking combinations include AS73 HOL, BU73 SHT, and EA73 DCK.

You can learn more in our guide to 2023 number plates

 

Buy & Sell Number Plates with Absolute Reg

With over 50 million plates to choose from – that’s even more than the DVLA – you can always find a plate you like on Absolute Reg. Personalise your vehicle, buy a gift for a friend and make a wise investment. 

Not only that, with our price promise, if you find the same plate cheaper elsewhere, we’ll match the price (or even beat it).

Start your number plate search today.

 

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